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	<title>Mad Goat Lady</title>
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	<description>And getting madder by the day!</description>
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		<title>A letter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mr Rheumatoid Arthritis, Mr Staphylococcus aureus and Mr Systemic Lupus Erythematosus,
I really do not like to be rude, but I think the time has come to let you know that you have all worn out your welcome and need to move on and give me a little break for a while.  I can&#8217;t even [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://madgoatlady.com/2008/11/01/a-letter/</link>
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		<title>I felt like..</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;kicking him in the flippin&#8217; whatsits!
The podiatrist that is..yes, you know him, he is a foot scrapin, clippin, poking, prodding kinda bloke.
Yesterday I went to him for the first time after advice from the surgeon and rheumatologist.  He spent the first ten minutes reading my latest reports from them and then if he asked me [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://madgoatlady.com/2008/10/30/i-felt-like/</link>
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		<title>Why was I not surprised?</title>
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Today TETB and I accompanied Cal to have a hire suit fitting in preparation for his upcoming school formal.
I have to be honest and say that I wasn&#8217;t too surprised when he took off his shoes to find that he had one black and white sock on.  It sums up my son pretty well I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://madgoatlady.com/2008/10/29/why-was-i-not-surprised/</link>
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		<title>It would be nice if you could just tell me..</title>
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Contrary to popular opinion, I am not a mind reader!  Although Donna from Cinderella&#8217;s Sundance and I do seem to have this whole psychic thing going on between us..PMSL.
If you use all the milk and need more, you have to tell me about it or write it on the list as I unless I am [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://madgoatlady.com/2008/10/26/it-would-be-nice-if-you-could-just-tell-me/</link>
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		<title>Boing!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Spring has sprung at our place!
Just when you thought all I could grow were mad goats and bucket-headed cows I go and surprise you all with amazing specimens like these&#8230;

and this..

and even more gorgeousness like this&#8230;

So *stands back with arms folded and grinning proudly*..
&#8220;What do ya think of that lot then?&#8221;
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		<link>http://madgoatlady.com/2008/10/24/boing/</link>
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		<title>Excuse me but&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;could you please move your tail a little to the right..yep..just a touch more please Tittens!

Ok now if you could just move your foot please&#8230;oh for God&#8217;s sake&#8230;get off the freakin&#8217; TV!  Shooo!
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		<link>http://madgoatlady.com/2008/10/22/excuse-me-but/</link>
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		<title>I have issues..</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;with a couple of things lately.
The first being the big push for people to start using hankies again instead of tissues to save the environment.
Now I am as keen as the next person to save the planet but please..when we get down to the nitty gritty, hankies are basically a piece of material soaked in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://madgoatlady.com/2008/10/21/i-have-issues/</link>
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		<title>Saving the world, one jump at a time!</title>
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Can you remember back to those science experiments we all did at school, making a prototype of a car and powering it with a rubber band?
If my memory serves me correct the energy stored in the rubber band is called &#8216;potential energy&#8217;?
Well I think my dog Toto runs on that very same energy.
He stands at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://madgoatlady.com/2008/10/20/saving-the-world-one-jump-at-a-time/</link>
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		<title>That warm and fuzzy feeling.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The other day on my way to the doctors, a lady got out of the car in front of me with the biggest bunch of flowers I have ever seen.  She started to walk down the street towards a lovely little restaurant right on the sea front and as she did an envelope fell out [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://madgoatlady.com/2008/10/16/that-warm-and-fuzzy-feeling/</link>
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		<title>Udderly gorgeous!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently in our local paper there was an article about a new company that is starting to manufacture a special hand cream based on an agricultural udder cream that has been used by the dairying industry for years (hubby swears by it).
The company has been searching for a &#8220;pretty faced cow&#8221; to front up their [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://madgoatlady.com/2008/10/13/udderly-gorgeous/</link>
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