Mad Goat Lady

And getting madder by the day!

Aha me maties..it’s World Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Posted on September 19, 2007 - Filed Under General | 9 Comments

So I thought I would share a little pirate humour with all of my regular shipmates.
How do you know that you are a pirate?
You don’t need to know…you just arrrgghhhh!
And pirates love earrings and usually have their ears pierced…so how much does it cost?
A buccaneer..( a buck an ear)
Now some hints on being a good […]

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Black is the new red!

Posted on September 18, 2007 - Filed Under General | 9 Comments

These are Kumatoes…a black skinned tomato, their colour actually ranges from dark green to a deep brownish-red when ripe. Kumatoes are apparently sweeter and have a stronger aroma than regular tomatoes.
It is said that Kumatoes originated from the Galapagos Islands.
Kumatoes are high in vitamin C and anti-oxidants, and are rich in lycopene, a carotenoid believed […]

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Aussie humour

Posted on September 16, 2007 - Filed Under General | 1 Comment

I just love the Aussie self deprecating type of humour.
Here is an example of one my favourites.
An Irish man went to the doctor complaining of excruciating headaches.
The doctor did endless tests and told him that he would require brain surgery and sent him to a surgeon.
The surgeon explained all about the surgery and told him […]

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Mad old cat lady?

Posted on September 14, 2007 - Filed Under General | 7 Comments

I was lying on my bed this morning, blissfully enjoying the peace and quiet and enthralled in a good book.
The window above my bed is always left open to allow my cats to come and go as they like. I head a cat jump onto the water tanks and then onto the window sill. […]

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Climb up onto your soapbox.

Posted on September 13, 2007 - Filed Under General | 7 Comments

Ok everyone here is your opportunity to climb up onto your soapbox and have a good old whine and whinge about anything that is close to your heart, it doesn’t matter what it is as long as you are passionate about your cause.
I will go first.
One of the things in the world that I have […]

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Toilet paper capers.

Posted on September 12, 2007 - Filed Under General | 10 Comments

How come it is that men can change one of these…

…in a few minutes?
And this …

…even faster?
Yet when it comes to changing one of these…..

They just don’t seem able to work it out at all?
Is it the same story at your house?

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